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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:44
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The 2025 Bootid meteor shower peaks June 27: Here's what to expect - Space
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Study Reveals How Much Exercise You Need Each Week to Control Blood Pressure - ScienceAlert
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Whitesides says budget proposal shows the administration does not value NASA science - SpaceNews
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Secret Characters in Elden Ring Nightreign: How to Unlock the Revenant and Duchess - CNET
So they tried
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Scientists Just Found the Oldest Barred Spiral Galaxy – And It’s a Monster - SciTechDaily
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
No go.
Scientists Reveal Easy Three-Step Plan to Terraform Mars - futurism.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
share office space ...
Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
UNC Botches Lead, Falls to Arizona in Super Regional Rubber Match - 247Sports
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Breast transplanted to replace cancerous one in 'world first' operation - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
GameStop promise replacements after retail staff staples Switch 2 screens - OC3D